Reality is merely an illusion

Reality is merely an illusion albeit a very useful one. Albert Einstein I think I found the coolest person of all time. No, really. So, Im MITs biggest fan of reality television well, Ive declared myself that and nobody has ever contradicted me, so Im sticking with that title. I mean, its not on my resume or anything. But should it be? Hmmm You have no idea how excited I was for The Amazing Race season finale tonight, even though every episode this season has been horrible. Sigh its been my dream to go on The Amazing Race for three years now. A short twelve-and-one-half months and I will be of age. Then I just need to find a partner. I need somebody who can balance out my weaknesses. That is, you need to be able to: 1. Drive like a maniac 2. Eat mass quantities of exotic foods 3. Lift heavy objects Everything else, I can take care of. Any takers? Anyway, since MIT Cable gets NASA Television but doesnt get Bravo, I was reading the fantastic recap of Project Runway at Television Without Pity to keep myself up to date until I can get home and watch the show in its full glory. Yeah, I really am done with all my work for the semester if I can be reading about Project Runway on a Tuesday night. Project Runway is a fashion design competition, the first season of which gave us the imminently quotable Jay McCarroll, Austin Scarlett, and Kara Saun. Anyway, in the middle of the recap, I came across this description of the (literally) magnetic muslin gown of designer Diana Eng Up next is Diana Engs design. She interviews that she is afraid that the magnets in her design will not work. Lo and behold, they dont. Let me describe the design: Its a black and white dress. The skirt is black and the bodice is white. The neck is high with a black brocade print. The skirt opens at the front to reveal a slightly shorter skirt. The flaps are then pulled around and ostensibly fastened to two magnets on the back of the skirt. The fabric revealed on the inside of the skirt flaps is satin-y with a kind of abstract black and white lightning-bolt print. The magnets dont hold, but Im going to say I think this design is badass. She is a for real fashion designing science geek. Thats pretty cool. She interviews that she is worried. Nina says to Diana, What are you telling me with your design? Diana explains that she likes to research her designs. As well, she wants the final product to be more than clothing. Nina asks to see the back of the dress, and, after fighting with the magnets, Diana explains that the magnets wont work because the polarity is rotating. Oh my god, I love Diana. I guarantee you, rotating polarity has NEVER been discussed on any fashion runway. Ever. Keep breaking down those walls, Diana. Both Michael and Nina say they didnt know the gown had magnets on it. Michael adds, Im not sure why it does that. I dont know if hes talking about rotating polarity or the design having magnets. I hope he realizes how freaking cool a magnetized gown is. Not only for the geek factor, but it does really change the silhouette of the design when switched. I thought, hmmm, this sounds like one of those uniquely geeky MIT things I could blog about. So, since after two orals, a major composition project, two German quizzes, a pset, and a Transport test, I really, really have no work for the next, like, two days, I headed on over to the Project Runway website to check out Ms. Engs bio. Sure enough Eng holds a bachelor of fine arts degree from Rhode Island School of Design in apparel design. She has also researched biomimetics at the University of Bath in England and has collaborated with MIT on the Seamless fashion show. Eng is a repeat guest lecturer at the Florida Teachers Council of Mathematics Annual Conference on the use of visual aids and hands-on models including origami and spirolaterals as teaching tools. Her work has been featured in outlets such as ID Magazine and the Boston Globe. As it turns out, I was actually in attendance at said fashion show, which featured color changing clothing, something about crazy paint guns, LED-studded couture, and an iPod deconstructed and wired throughout an entire leather jacket such that you operate it by pressing different parts of your body. The fashion show was a collaboration with the Media Lab. Have you heard of the Media Lab? According to certain books, its Inventing the Future. The best description I have heard is that its where you go if you want to spend six years making toys and get a PHD out of it. Seriously, they have a flipping Lego Room, as Laura so elegantly photojournalized. In conclusion, because she is both associated with MIT and a contestant on Project Runway, Diana Eng must be the coolest person in all recorded history. QED. A close second would be, of course, Randal from The Apprentice 4, who holds 3 MIT degrees. Check out the season finale Thursday at 9.